First you randomly pick 10 characters from a manga/anime/game.
1. Gamma Akutabi (Zombie Powder)
2. Nami (One Piece)
3. Yoko Littner (Gurren Lagann)
4. Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
5. Patty Thompson (Soul Eater)
6. Wolfgangina Lalla Getto (Zombie Powder just call her Wolfina)
7. Winry Rockbell (Fullmetal Alchemist)
8. Orihime Inoue (Bleach)
9. Felicia (Darkstalkers Vampire Savior either or)
10. Larxene (Kingdom Hearts)
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
- I told you, your meds are on the top shelf oh, time to kick some ass. Let me get my sword
2 asked you to go out with him/her?
- looks like Im paying
3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
- Heres hoping three things: One, shes not already naked and was going into the shower, two, if she is shes not armed, and three, if both conditions are met, she wouldnt mind sharing the shower. In any case I need to get a new lock for the door. If I survive that is
4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
- Sora, Kairis gonna kill you.
5 cooked you dinner?
- Oh Christ, can she cook?
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
- Im too enamored by the sights to notice (were on a beach? Im a moth to a flame, people
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
- Sorry about your parents, they were my favorite aunt and uncle.
8 got into the hospital somehow?
- Shes off to volunteer to heal people.
9 made fun of your friends?
- Thatd never happen, shes too sweet.
10 ignored you all the time?
- Thatd actually be a godsend for me
WHAT WOULD THEY DO UNDER THE FOLLOWING CIRCUMSTANCES?
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
- Send them six feet under. There wont be enough matchboxes in the world to fit the pieces. Hell save the heads to rake in the bounty on their heads (ironicly). I get a cut after C.T. Smith and Gamma get their share.
You're on a vacation with 2 and you manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
- Shell give me her staff to lean on as we get to a hospital. Then shell stiff me with the bill
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
- Im not telling you. Thats my gift from her.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
- Freeze spell to put out the fires.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
- Laugh and slap me in the head, repeating over and over what I did wrong. Example, skateboard trick slams me on my ass, Patty laughs and slaps my head exclaiming you fell, you fell
You're about to marry 10. What's 6's reaction?
- Gamma, we have to save him from certain death (Its a shotgun wedding with actual shotguns and electric kunai)!
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
- Pity date (is there any other kind?)
Youre angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
- Kind words and home cooking (really, her food combinations look delicious)
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
- Teaming up with me in tag team battles.
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
- make me piss my pants by saying/doing something frightening.
RELATIONSHIP PART
1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
- No. Just no
2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for 9. Your reaction?
- (tosses Nami on the Psychiatrist couch, I sit in chair wearing Freud beard, and start writing things down) When did these feelings begin, and how frequent were the fantasies? Dont hesitate to be as detailed as possible, leave nothing to the imagination
You're dating 3 and introduce him/her to your parents. Will they accept?
- You bet.
4 loves 9 as well. What does that mean?
- Kairis gonna kill him. Really, she showed me the knife.
Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?
- Id like to see that. Thanks for that mental image, xxblueloverxx, checks in the mail
6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
- Live with it at first, but having her tease me with those sweet chest-hills of hers will most likely drive me mad.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
- Whats she looking at?
8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a boy/girlfriend. What will you tell him/her?
- Show her a picture of Amy Winehouse and say, could be worse, this could be you
9 is too shy to face you and confesses you their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?
- Someone up there loves me, and someone on the Internet does too.
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
- Gammas probably the only one that can do that without getting murdered horribly.
FRIENDSHIP PART
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
- They seem like it.
Could 2 trust 5?
- Probably
3 wants to go shopping, will 7 come along?
- if its for parts for new machines, Winry will drive.
4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
- the Keyblade finds a new bearer.
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
- Pattys still at Shibusen, Gamma would get an A+ in wood/metal shop
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
- Winry would be working with metal, Felicia would most likely work with children. So theyd never work together in the same job.
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
- If Orihime can get Patty to sit still for long enough
9 sketches what 6s perfect /boyfriend should look like. Will 6 be happy?
- Wolfina will get up, walk out of this room, and they will never speak of this again (Ill tell you who Felicia thought Wolfinas boyfriend would look like if you ask)
10 and 8 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
- Larxene doesnt blush, Orihime would be turning red for the both of them
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF
1 ally kicked 10?
- Epic Battle
2 sent 9 an e-mail that was meant for his/her girlfriend/boyfriend?
- Does Nami have a boyfriend?
4 and 7 discovered they made love while being drunk?
- Sora, say hi to the Grim Reaper for me. Either Kairi or Ed Elrics gonna kill you. Dont know which would be the best scenario
5 and 6 did a work-out together?
- Theyd get along swimmingly.
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited for your birthday?
- Thats not right, shes the photographer.
7 won the lottery?
- Rush Valley Shopping Spree, here she comes!
8 had quite a big secret?
- she likes Ichigo, we all know.
9 became a singer?
- Id be front row center for her shows.
10 had a daughter?
- Shes a Nobody I think BlackLillian touched on this subject
LAST PART
What would 1 think of 2?
- Note to Gamma make more fake wallets
What would 2 find weird about 3?
- the pigmole hiding out in her cleavage
How would 3 greet 4?
- Big old hug, warming his ears with her breasts
What would 4 envy about 5?
- being able to turn into a gun
What dream would 5 have about 6?
- One word: Baywatch
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
- They hang out with dudes with metal right arms
What would make 7 angry at 8?
- Nothing
Where would 8 meet 9?
- In my dreams (why dont you forget you saw this
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
- anything to piss off Larxene.
What would make 10 scared of 1?
- When Gamma goes Black Handed Shinigami.








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